Something is wrong with the mainland drivers lately, somehow over the month of being away they've decided to change the driving style to "quickly cut lanes at the very last minute and see if the driver on the other lane could press the brakes just as quickly". Driving used to be somewhat therapeutic for me. Used to. I think I've lost about 10 years of my life from just going out on the road this morning. Shoulda just called SPCA from home instead of going all the way to Ampang.
Oh, and when I was at SPCA, I saw the cutest puppy & just had to pat it. Puppy got a little excited and wanted to lick my face, to which I immediately stood up (malas la nanti gotta rub dirt on my face pulak kan..). Then I heard a snicker and someone saying in Cantonese "she must be Malay."... malai", he said. I turned around and it was this elderly man talking to a couple (they looked happy, btw) still snickering. I smiled and looked at him and said in cantonese "I'm not Malay." Shocked, the old man asked me*mari kita mulakan dialognya ok?*-
Old Man : Are u chinese ah?
Me : No.
Old Man : Then how come you know cantonese?
Me : Because I know lah (bodoh.)
Old Man : U half chinese ah?
Me : Bye.
Kolot rupanya org tua tu. Bongol pun ada juga.
Oh btw, the couple who were snickering with the bongol uncle adopted a cute little dog. U know, the miniature type favoured by many2 Hollywood celebs like Paris & Mimi.
Sah la dorang tu happy.
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